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| Volume 7, Issue 10, October 2008 |
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| Editor's note: This article originally appeared in the October 2007 edition of the Capital City Free Press. Dr. Bumdinkle: I just noticed a guy who just started working in the same building in which I'm employed. I'm gay, and I think he is too. But finding out for sure is proving to be tricky. I asked my friend Bumquesha for advice, and she just said, "Honey, just corner that bitch in the bathroom and ask, 'So look, Doll Face, which team are you playing for?'" I think that's way too forward, so what do you suggest? Sincerely, Don't Want To Stalk Well, my friend, this is a precarious situation. Playing the obvious cards in this game is out of the question--no t-shirt which reads: "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is," for example. I wouldn't recommend sashaying down the hall either, otherwise your heterosexual coworkers will think you simply have something up your ass which is making you uncomfortable. This may sound odd and quite juvenile in fact, but try kicking it old school with an elementary school style note. Simply write, "Dear Miss Girl...," then scratch it out, but not to the point that it can't be read anymore. Then replace it with "Dear Mister Man...." The content of the note beyond that is pretty much irrelevant; he'll get the point. And if he doesn't, then he probably doesn't attend your 'church' and he may take a swing at you, you big sissy. -Dr Bumdinkle Have a question or need some advice? Write to Dr. Bumdinkle at Drbumdinkle@yahoo.com. |
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